iPhone to Human Body

Category: Writers Block

Post 1 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Friday, 24-Feb-2017 21:11:15

Comparing the iPhone to the Human Body

The battery is the heart. It sends power throughout the entire phone like
how our heart pumps blood throughout our entire body.
The cameras are the eyes. It sees what you want to take a picture of.
The headphone jack is the butt. It is sending out audio to another place.
The microphone is the ear. It hears what you're saying.
The speaker(s) are the voice box. That is where all sounds come out of.
The lightning port is the mouth. That is where you put the cable to charge
it, and it is eating.
The screen is the hands because the phone feels you when you touch it.
The home button is the nose. It senses your finger for touch ID.
The vibrate switch is like giving it pleasure.
Connecting the phone to the computer is like they are making love. As the
phone and computer communicate with each other, they are also getting
memory from each other.
The wires that connect the cameras to the logic board are like its optic
nerve. Like with our body, the optic nerve connects the eye to the brain.
When the camera on the iPhone rattles when you shake it, the piece
rattling is like its pupil
The smoothe part that you touch when you are touching the iPhone's
camera is like the lens. Like how our eyes have a lens, the iPhone does
too.
And the processor is the brain.It controls the entire phone.

Post 2 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Friday, 24-Feb-2017 23:44:20

Wow. That's stupid.

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 9:54:08

She wrote this before.

Post 4 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 12:06:35

Before what or who? Laughing.

Post 5 by Voyager (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 12:17:24

Nothing on the iPhone is supposed to rattle when you shake it. If it does you've broken it.

Post 6 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 14:06:33

lol

Post 7 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 15:41:17

Ahahahahaha!
I notice that when you touch the camera, if you gently tap the corner of the
phone where the camera is, the camera rattles a litttle bit, it makes a little
bit of a rattling sound.

Post 8 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2017 15:54:50

This is still stupid.

Post 9 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Sunday, 26-Feb-2017 14:44:27

Haha!

Post 10 by kcirehs (Veteran Zoner) on Saturday, 23-Dec-2017 1:36:27

Agree with post eight, and isn't this a little outdated now?

Post 11 by Siriusly Severus (The ESTJ 1w9 3w4 6w7 The Taskmaste) on Saturday, 03-Feb-2018 9:46:24

*dies laughing and falling about laughing* Yes, we heard it on vorail before, but
it is so interestingly stupid that I am still laughing Now that you've made my
morning I can now go take a shower and go to Breakfast and visit with a friend.